Best Simpson's Quote Ever!

"Homer you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!"

-Grampa Simpson's advice to Homer on his first day of school.

Things I hate....and thing's that I don't

Those geniuses that when they approach any sort of boombox,car radio,sorround system, TV etc. at an electronic stores they see it fit to raise the volume to ridicoulosuly large level.....seriously. Now for something that I don't hate...Homer Simpson as a food critic.

Editor: [laughs]
Homer: Well, what do you think?
Editor: This is a joke, right?  I mean this is the stupidest thing
 I've ever read!
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes"  You
 make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the
 end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over
 again.