Best Simpson's Quote Ever.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds ofbottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.

Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?

Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. awesome.