Questions that matter

I saw this a while ago but I forgot to post it....I should have cus now it's all huge. You've probably seen it under "The decline of humanity" or something but I don't see it like that, if anything it proves that humans as time as gone on have been able to grasp increasingly abstract concepts. "What?" as a question is truly very profound....reflect on that for a bit.

Anyway This will be updated more and more.

The thing about Kanye West on Digital Girl is....

He doesn't suck!! As a matter of fact quite the contrary. Check it.

Finally a cause we can ALL Believe in

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The thing about American Idol is....

It makes little girls act like this...

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Hahaha wow. "HIS DAD'S GONNA BEAT HIM!!!"

The thing about Fat Free Pringles is....

Don't Eat them! Why? Check out this link below, it's a horrifying story....but read it.

Once again, don't eat this product.

Hahahaha that really sucks doesn't it? Of course what the guy experienced was Steatorrhea. Which much like anything ending in "rrhea" is not really fun. Anyway as the harrowing tale mentions it's a side effect of consuming alot of "Olean" (which is really just a brand of Olestra) in a really short period of time.

WOAH

This is pretty awesome. Click on it to see it bigger.

Heartless Kanye West Music Video

Heartless from kwest on Vimeo.

Cool style, I'm all for it, but then again that's no surprise considering how I'm into all things Animation. The song though....It's better than Love Lockdown...I'm not really digging this new style. I wish he would go back to the college dropout sound. Also, Jetsons paintings are LAMEEEEEE come on, I know a bunch of people out there are gonna be saying how "fresh" they are and crap. But seriously...come on.

Mountain Goats

Mountain Goats, originally uploaded by Roger_80.

Friggin' amazing

The 44th President of the United States of America

Commit this event to memory.

This is Win

Awesome. It's about time.

Voting Results

AWESOME

It's been too long

It's been almost 20 days since I last posted here, been busy with too much crap....Anyway I always get told by people that I'm negative and that I always get on people for being not being correct and what not(seriously, it's not "undoudebtly"), so when I saw this comic I just thought it was correctly trying to say what I've been trying to say for YEARS.


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Air Yeezy colors

So After seeing Kanye West on Ellen sporting a Tan version of the Air Yeezy I decided to look on the tubes and see what other colors have been spotted around, what I found was pretty cool.
First off here are the Tan ones, which I'm pretty sure were the ones on the show. These shoes are pretty sweet and I would definitely wear those.
Up next is the "original" color, or what we saw him wear during the Glow in the Dark Tour, up close they look very very cool, and unique for a Nike shoe.Here's the black plain version...I dunno, maybe it's the quality of the picture but these don't look very good at all. With the design of the shoe itself I think you need more of an accent in certain areas that this color just doesn't provide.
These last ones have a whole Marty McFly thing going on, and I LIKE IT.


So there you go, as of right now there seems to be four diffenret color schemes to the Air Yeezys. Can't wait till these bad boys show up in stores.

Yakety Sax makes everything funnier!

For proof, check out the video below...



HAHAHA CLASSIC...it not only works with weird stuff it also works with completely innapropriate things!



That's horrible...funny. Anyway search anything on youtube and add "Benny hill theme" for more hilarious results!

Kanye West - Heartless(snippet)

Apparently this was at a live show in LA. Auto tune is still there, which I don't really like, but on the plus side I already like it more than Love Lockdown.

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New Music Videos by Common and Kanye West

First up is the Neptunes produced track "Universal Mind Control" ...Honestly I think this beat is pretty weak, if it wasn't for Common spitting on the track it would be pretty lame. Hopefully the other songs on Common's upcoming CD are better, but anyway here's the vid.



Best Line: "I hustle for Mathematics.."

So on to the next video, Kanye West's Love Lockdown. I'm not sure about this song, the autotune and the whole not rapping thing I don't like. What I do find cool/weird is that there was Kanye Video premiere on Ellen. Ellen. I mean I guess Kanye is just trying to reach new audiences? or maybe...I dunno. Also the Air Yeezys make an appearance in a new color scheme which looks PRETTY pimp.



Here's a still of the shoe:

LittleBigPlanet + Lots of Free time

Um...Wow. That's pretty cool, and is really a testament to the kind of crap you can get done in the game. The level is said to use 610 magnetic switches, 500 wires, and 430 pistons. Can't wait until people start collaborating and make some awesome calculators with all kinds of functionality.

Woah! It's already October 6!

And I'm WAY behind on my whole "blog once a day" thing...so to make up for it here's this cool chart dealing with presidential races and the men in them, more specifically their heights and weight.
Click on it to make it bigger and you will see how much of a pimp Taft was.

Just A Man....

Yesterday I posted the "Just Human" pic showing Obama right before the first debate and I came across this Post in a twitter stream...I'm gonna copy it verbatim, from In the Wake of Breeze:

"A man so hard to read. Who knows anything about him really except what everyone else believes? He will never be forgotten. Its his story. Always wondering if he can feel Anything. Anything at all? What does he think as he gets into bed each night? He is a man. Still. The worst actor with the worst intentions? Well, if you say so. The facts are out right. Maybe. But he is still…….just……. a man."


So true...he's just as human as you and I.

Source: Bri.me

At the end of the day...he's just human

20080926_Oxford_MS_FirstDebate0344, originally uploaded by Barack Obama.

Great picture. Caught in a very vulnerable moment. It's easy to get caught up in the story and the speeches, but when it comes down to it he's just one man. As fragile as any other human.

John McCain says Horsesh*t during First Debate

Not once, not thrice but twice!! Haha pretty funny

Huddled Together

"Huddled for warmth, macaques press their bodies into a vast ball of fur. The monkeys' relaxed social hierarchy allows high- and low-ranking individuals to share the same tight space."

Click on it to make it bigger, It's pretty amazing how human some of their expression look. Macaques also chill out together in hot springs, check it out.

Stephen Colbert in Spider-Man

Look at that he's swinging with Spidey!! Apparently he's going to appear in "Amazing Spider Man #573" where he is a presidential candidate. Furthermore you can follow Colbert's Marvel world presidential campaign over at his website here. In it you can read about Colbert's stance on the Skrull secret invasion.

What a lucky bastard, think about it he gets to go on TV and talk crap about the political system while playing some outrageous character, he gets to interview pretty interesting people, he gets awesome paintings of him done...AND ge gets money for it! Seriously when I grow up I want to be a sort of Stephen Colbert character. As a matter of fact I will be...so give me money now.

Ark

Simply put this is great story telling. However this is a story that is made greater through the use of animation, there is some truly stunning imagery throughout this whole short that would not have worked in any other medium. Just another example of why I love animation so much, watch it till the end. If you're not moved, you are not human.


ark from videos11 on Vimeo.

This is gross

If you've ever asked yourself...what's the worst thing I could eat that's sold at a local "Family Dollar" then I have the answer...BEHOLD
PRINGLES EXTREME in Dill Pickle flavor...WHAT. THE. CRAP! Don't ever ever ever try these, I did it out of curiosity and it was the worst idea of my life(next to trying to build a flying toilet car) From the moment it touched my tongue you get this nasty shot of pickle flavor tormenting your tastebuds, I don't know what chemical they used to get these things to taste like that but I'm pretty sure it's anthrax. Trust me don't have them, they will kill you.

Elititst? Moi?

I don't think there's much I can add on to this....

I'm a PC

Windows recently scrapped the whole Seinfeld campaign and started to go on the offensive against the whole "Hello I'm a Mac" ads from Windows, and they're pretty cool. Check one of them out...



Pretty cool, I guess....some weird things though, Pharell comes out in the ads when he's been very vocal about using Macs as his workstation and according to Webmonkey some parts of the ad was even MADE on Macs...so yeah, cool ad but the fact is Macs have become sort of the "in" thing with the "creative" community meaning, musicians, artists, graphic designers etc....I'm a programmer so I could go either way...where's the I'm Linux ads?(I'm Ubuntu would be better)

I got new shoes!

Check 'em out they're some Air Max 90 Premium the particular style is called "Festival" they're pretty sweet.

Niiiiiiiiice.

Barack Obama's email hacked?!

You may have recently heard about how some people from the group Anonymous hacked into Palin's email. Well it turns out somebody hacked into Barack's email account, what was found was truly astonishing. Check out the screen cap below.

Haha, you can click on it to make it bigger....but that's obviously not his real inbox haha, it's the work of those geniuses over at The Onion. Good stuff though. Barry Obama hahaha.

Charles Barkley is Crazy

I first got introduced to this man in the early nineties when my mom had a crush on him, since then he's gone on to say some of the funniest crap any basketball player has ever said. Here's some proof below these are all HIS quotes, no lying here.



"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."

"I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime."

Some sports Guy: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'

Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: "I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'"

"Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too."

Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: "Phone home."

On North Carolina missing 22 of its last 23 shots in losing to Georgetown in the NCAA tournament last weekend: "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."

"I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."


After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."




HAHAHA Those last two are just so wrong!....But someone said it while the rest of us were just thinking it...right?

Source: blacksportsonline.com

Confused about the economy right now?

I don't blame you, thankfully and curiously EFG(Epic Fail Guy) from 4chan of all places clears it all up for everyone! Click on the image to enlarge it, there you go...

Wow...

In today's Penny Arcade newspost Tycho says the following about Microsoft:

"If we are to observe the problem in its totality, I recognize that trying to make Vista seem like anything more than a modern Judas Cradle is a tremendous challenge. This is part of why I am, in general, impressed with what they've managed to accomplish with the 360. Trying to associate Microsoft with "fun" is like trying to associate Satan with aromatherapy."


Wow...hahaha, It's this kind of "wordsmith-ery" that makes Tycho or, Jerry Holkins one of the best commentators on videogame related culture.

Vids I'm watching...

Here's a couple of videos I've been getting my entertainment from recently, they may not be new but they're entertaining.



HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! then later on...*crying* how can she slap me sir, how can she slap me? CLASSIC...honestly though, if you slap some stranger it should be fair game to get slapped back.



BAM! Talk about getting trucked...I've idolized Laron Landry for being a beast but trying to go high on Brandon Jacobs is just RIDICULOUS so he got what was coming.



Ahhhh baby videos what would youtube be like without them?? Nothing that's why. Anyway, this particular one stands out because of the baby's reaction of "That's not funny! It's blood!" hahahaha clearly showing how he hasn't been desensitized to blood by those awful awful videogames.



Finally some classic music, hahaha the overalls are the peak of fashionable.

K, that's it for now...I gotta go watch some more college football

Best Sign at the RNC

For real...sick and tired of people saying "We need to win the war!" or "We're gonna win"....win what??

Google Chrome!!

WOOO! This post is being made on chrome...so far so good.

http://www.google.com/chrome

Download it there! and try it out!!

EDIT: I dunno if it's JUST me...but the scroll up functionality doesn't seem to be working on my mouse pad thingie...glitch?! hopefully.

Also on Sitemeter google Chrome comes out as "Safari 1.3"??? maybe this is just due to the fact that it used Webkit?

Google Chrome(Google is making a web browser!)

As a lover of all things Google(you can probably tell by the fact I'm using Blogger) I'm really psyched that Google is getting into the browser game!! The beta should be launching tomorrow, here's a comic book detailing some stuff about it...

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/

also here's the Google blog talking about it....I'm psyched and look forward to downloading it tomorrow!

What a douche...

Seriously. I don't care who you are or who the person is, you just don't do that to a woman.

Greetings!

Hey everyone, I've been slowing down recently because of school and what not. As soon as I get used to waking up early again I'll be back to posting more and more, so for now...check out this awesome story about how the Dead Sea Scrolls will soon be available on the internetz!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/27/world/middleeast/27scrolls.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

So that's good if you can read Aramaeic or whatever they're written in.

Jacqueline Carvalho is...

Quite possibly the most STUNNING woman ever...seriously look at her. That's her in the semifinal match against China as soon as she gets the gold (sorry USA) I'll make another post about her. I just had to post this particular pic right now....wow, curves.

Come On...

Phelps Mania has gone too far!!!!That's not just true for Phelps you know...if you're reading this right now that was you too!! You Won!! WOOOOO!!! I actually own the world record though...made it there in 2.45.0008

I used to wish I could do this....

HAHA! Genius!!! For more of the funny go to Wondermark.com

Beijing 2008: What the crap is wrong with Rafael Nadal's face??

Seriously...look at that.

Olympic Hottie: Stephanie Rice

Let's be honest the Water Cube has been dominated by Michael Phelps, the only two that can even match Phelps in popularity in there are Guo Jingjing and the following beauty 20 year old Australian golden girl Stephanie Rice. Let's be brutally honest here, it's kinda rare to find an attractive olympic swimmer, I mean after all they have to be really strong and what not, so at 5'7" and 148 lbs Stephanie Rice isn't too bad in that sense, but she has a spectacular body and a very nice smile, and her hair is something I really like about her too. Seriously though these pics that I'm about to share with you illustrate my point, specifically the last one which comes from her facebook page and will have you a bit flushed to say the least.

Alright....wait for it....wait for it.

Amazing right? YEEEEESH


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Olympic Hottie: Guo Jingjing

Olympic divers are some of the most graceful athletes you'll see in the Olympics. You won't find many as beautiful as China's "diving diva" Guo Jingjing. This 27 year old beauty stands at just over 5 feet 3 inches and 105 lbs, so she's just a bit taller than an average gymnasts. She's also a multi medal winner having won two golds in Athens, she's expected to do the same in her home turf(as of the writing of this article she already has one)Guo has a very elegant beauty to me, with an enchanting skin tone it's no surprise one of her many corporate sponsorships is Avon. It's amazing how there can be such a wide spectrum of beauty at these games.

Stunning....

Guo's Chinese Olympic Comittee Profile

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Beijing 2008: Olympic Hottie Jacqueline Carvlho

It's not secret that Brazilian women are some of the most beautiful women in the world, it's also no secret that female volleyball players are also some of the most fit athletic women in the world. Combine the two and you get the stunning Jacqueline Carvalho. This 24 year old woman stands at 6'1 and an amazing 154 lbs...talk about amazon-like statistics! Also look at that smile talk about completely enchanting. Now personally I like the whole no make up-hair in a pony tail look. So I'm in awe of the picture of the left but I recognize some of you are not so below I'm gonna post some pics of Jacqueline doing her thing on the court and them some of her a bit more "made up" from a photoshoot. Viva Brazil!







Yeeeeeeesh, look at that first pic! It doesn't get much better than that...but now as promised here are the pics with more "production"


Very nice. Very nice Indeed.

Jacqueline's FIVB profile

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